Monday, February 28, 2011

Whale Orgy, Literally!

Together the balls weigh a TON. A literal TON. We’re not even going to do the human comparison because it will just make every male feel inadequate.

Let's talk about the Right Whale. Right whales are baleen whales which feed by filtering plankton out of the water. And I'm talking about North Atlantic Right Whale (Eubalaena glacialis). We all know that we’re supposed to save the whales, but the right whale is of particular interest, as it was hunted a LOT until the world finally banned it in 1937.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Memo 1

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Friday, February 25, 2011

Parody-Unrest in Egypt Caused by Angry Bird

CAIRO-It was revealed by protestors today that the main reason behind their demonstration was that Mubarak wasn't competent in the game of Angry Bird.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Blood Donation

I'm scared of needles, and it's called Trypanophobia.

Despite what I have accomplished thus far, I haven't been able to showcase my bravery whenever I set my sight on... yeah... needles. I tried, in my own puerile way, to nullify my fear of needles but to no avail.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

A World Full of Attractive Men is Just Not Sustainable

Right ladies, who do you want for your life partner? Johnny Depp? Brad Pitt? Christian Bale? Me? =P

A recent study gives us the most unfortunate insight into the world of sexual attraction: a world full of Christian Bale is just not sustainable.

Too many attractive males, and evolutionary pressures start to select against the best-looking -Proceedings of the National Academies of Science.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

情人节的那个礼拜

情人节,单独的过。

哦没有,当晚有找媛婷录歌,然后赶完“截止” MV, 然后于十一点将 MV 交给 Cynthia, 就浆忙碌的过完我的 2011 情人节。
王八蛋。浆算不算有约会?

当晚看到很多情侣手牵手去餐厅吃饭,戏院爆满,戏院没提供特定位给单身人士,根本就是歧视单身人士。他妈的。还好我有事做,不然就在家可怜的看着冷淡的面子书,然后看朋友们上载情人节甜蜜照片(更他妈的!)

本来有找人出的,可是临时改变计划。犹如从天堂跌入地狱。

本人曾经风光过,如今被冷落。看着其他情侣浆恩爱,心理总不是滋味。。可是又没钱去 Thai Club 找鸡,算了吧。嫖妓不是 my cup of tea,怕中梅毒,更怕对不起自己。老实说,如果自己有钱,父母又没有当今的地位,本身是无能之辈,不怕对不起自己和未来老婆,我早就嫖咯。可能也会尝试毒品,抽烟。反正都废人一个,也不差啦。。

不过还好老天有眼,把我生在有头有面的家,还给我一个吝啬的老豆--我连吃饭都不够钱,更不用想要买其他东西咯,所以花钱去嫖妓更是严禁~也还好我老豆在我小时候严厉的警告我不准抽烟,所以我到现在都不抽-伤身又伤皮包。
本人也不太差,音乐不算好,运动也普普通通,学业也一般,算是中档人物,不算差。所以没本钱像废人一样吸毒,嫖越南鸡--伤面子啊。也没本钱像高档人浆嚣张,嫖高档鸡--伤皮包啊。。

昨晚去看马大十一宿舍的新春晚会,还蛮不错一下。很多美女看咯。流料很多口水,可惜,能看不能动。又不认识我,又不是我女友。拍拍照片留念咯。。整体的演出不错,只是礼仪上的一些程序有错了,以及多媒体和技术队有些问题。。不过不要紧啦,才第二届罢了。以后加紧努力,再接再厉,问问 senior 一些 protocol 的问题,派多点美女演戏,唱歌,跳舞。
两位司仪,很可爱哦

摇篮手成员
华乐团
古筝手也蛮可爱的
莫婷
Alex 魔术师
这张我超喜欢。背景很美叻~~

漂亮妹妹



凤华
这个小子耍扯拎太强了~~!
Jocelyn 小姐

欣仪
俊伟
kar hui
Raee
莫婷
ManFee
国靖
诗韵。长得像她的senior, Amy
颖超
Jessica
俊康
时能

情人节的那个礼拜,别人的甜蜜礼拜,我却悲哀的过了。



Malcolm

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Journalism At Its Worst

It's most disheartening to note that even though the information is most of the time false, most people do not even bother to check the facts.

It was exactly this moment yesterday when I saw a news report saying that some Malaysian bloggers are earning up to RM 1 million a year. Just moments ago I saw a poll set up by a prominent website inquiring public opinion on the matter. Lo and behold, the poll shows that almost 50% of the people do not actually believe in the report. Pure exaggeration.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Astrology is A LOAD OF RUBBISH.

Reading the wonderful piece and the hilarious comments that follow from The Lay Scientist, I must say that I'm now bold enough to confront any proponents of astrology and tell them the bad news.

I've said it, and I'm going to say it again. For those of you believe in horoscopes, get a life.

Monday, February 7, 2011

A Bullet Through Your Head Might Not Kill You

It was the year 2007. A sheriff's deputy in Wisconsin killed his ex-girlfriend and five others at a house party, then fled. When he was caught hours later, he used his .40-caliber Glock pistol to commit suicide—shooting himself twice from under the chin, and then once through the right side of his head.

Horrible incident. Any question so far?
Well I've got one: how'd he manage to shoot himself in the head three times?

Most of us think that a bullet to our head is an instant ticket to heaven, or hell. But some of us are so poor at aiming our weapon we'd keep missing the brain. A bullet penetrating the skull without going through the brain actually makes the experience much more agonizing.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Invasive Species: How to Deal with Them?

Invasive species destroy native animals and establish themselves as top predator over the newfound land. The situation is not always bad but it is most of the time annoying.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

农历新年 2011

回到家里,每天被妈妈叫来叫去,做这做那的。。
大家农历新年快乐~~

今年团圆饭总算有节省点儿了,不然又会像往年一样,剩菜一大堆。
老妈子做的烧肉。
接下来就是放鞭炮时间。邻居大方的烧钱。
其他邻居们不甘示弱的秀出他们烧钱的能力。
这个美,像圣诞树一样。



五彩缤纷,天上布满乌云。不要误会,不是下雨,而是鞭炮所产生的烟太多了。
熊熊烈火,犹如火鸟一般。令我想学高凌峰唱:燃烧吧,火鸟!
会不会像 AVATAR 里的情节?


我本人最喜欢这一个。远了点,但是很美。有立体感。
接下来的日子就是:
每天等客人来,看爸爸,爸爸有在家,
我请客人先坐下,看看有没有带小孩。
带小孩的,就要提醒爸妈派红包。
然后冲水给客人喝,然后乖乖坐一旁听大人们讲话。

这就是我哥,我姐,还有我每年过年的生活。。。我们又少去拜年,因为爸妈人缘好,大把人要来我家拿红包。所以爸妈经常离不开家。我们做孩子的又哪里舍得让父母在家招待六十至七十个客人呢?

所以咯,千万别搞政治。过年都没得休息。



Malcolm

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