Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Bankruptcy? Not So Soon

Haters of the Malaysian government(made up mostly of Her own people) said that we are bound for bankruptcy in 2019.

These are their arguments: in June 2011, the Ministry of Tourism allegedly spent RM 1.8 million to promote the tourism industry via a facebook page and several other promotional campaigns. The petroleum reserve is fast shrinking, its price unable to keep up with the flow of money into politicians' pocket.

Monday, August 29, 2011

阿森纳,我等你

昨晚去看球。原本以为这会是一场硬战。为什么呢?
万万不可小看阿森纳啊。
Image: dipmore.com
当年利物逋低落时,每当遇到强悍的曼联还是能打个平手。还有托顿汉,曼城等。所以我以为经过上一战不幸战败利物逋之后阿森纳会争气点,不过我被吓到了。我的情绪从期待,到紧张,到开心,到惊讶,到最后...怜悯。阿森纳被轰入八球,我看阿森纳球迷简直想把温格杀了。不过这也不能怪温格。真的。

Saturday, August 27, 2011

iChips

Apple CEO Steve Jobs resigned yesterday. So I came up with an idea to do a parody. It's a simple one though, didn't put much thought into it.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Second Hand Smoke Goes After Your SPERM

Smoking, smoking, smoking.
Image: quit-smoking-central.com
How many of our friends smoke? And fathers, brothers, uncles, and of course, some female members of the family too.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

动物情趣

哇!马没有手,怎样自慰哦??

其实呢,在动物世界里人类不是唯一会自慰的动物。一些动物,比如马,猴子,牛,大象都会自慰。猴子不用说,因为它们像人类一样有灵活的手指。那,大象,牛和马呢?别着急,好戏在后头。

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Money, Money, Money

The latest trend of picking up girls?

Well back in the old days we heard our parents talked about studying hard to earn as much cash as you can because that's the easiest access to ladies.
Image: mylot.com
In high school, we'd thought "Ah, fuck that. I'm talented. I have good look. I'm athletic. I have killer abs. I have all the criteria of a good man except cash. And my manhood is bulging in my pants. Girls opt for guys like me!"

Yeah right. Take a look at this picture:

Friday, August 19, 2011

加油?

有时候我看到一些人在面子书上留言很令人冒汗。。

A:“生活起居都不如意,真是生不如死”

B:“加油!你可以!”

结论:不如你不要留言的好

A:“今天的雨令我想起当时的你。。。”

B:“加油哟 =D”

结论:你到底 get 到我在讲什么吗?

A:“哇!今天天气非常好~喜欢!^^”

B:“嘻嘻~加油~!”

结论:你每天都在叫人加油,不如去跳楼啦。

以前的我以为“加油”,是拿来鼓励人的话。在人家睡不好、吃不饱、考试不好、便秘不少的情况下才用的,比如:

“你要专心读书,加油哟~”

“加油!跑快一些!”

“加油!继续努力往前冲!”

现在我真的对“加油”的用意模糊了。人家孤单也叫人加油,加油zomok?加油孤单?加油追女?人家没说要追女wor。。
hmmm。。=.=

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Cutting Ties

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

How Does A Ball Pen Work?

Ball pen, or ballpoint pen, is something so insignificant it could be found lying around your office, kitchen, study room or even bathroom (I find it handy when wanting to write some important notes which would otherwise be forgotten).


The Ball Pen has a metallic ball at the tip, and hence its name.


I hope that the simple diagram above would be enough to explain the working mechanism of the humble ball pen.



Malcolm

Thursday, August 11, 2011

International Students Take Note: No Handphones Allowed In The Library

International students of the University of Malaya, it seems, are a bunch of ludicrous fools.

The library is supposed to be an edifice of serenity and peace, where knowledge nestles between the books, waiting for us to uncover our moment of Eureka. This library has given birth to several prolific intellects of our nation, most notably the Royal Professor Dr. Ungku Abdul Aziz.
Image: pepcoymedia.blogspot.com
But there exist a legion of demons whose primary intention is to disrupt and upend the calming atmosphere in the library and inundate it with chaos: the international students. I'm not targeting any particular nationality, but most of them come from the middle east.

Friday, August 5, 2011

How Many Balloons Does It Take To Lift A House?

Is that possible?

The answer is YES. But it is pretty impractical.
Image: wildaboutmovies.com
A team of researchers from the University of Leicester investigated the possibility of lifting a house shown in the film “Up” and for a common house in the United Kingdom.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dancing Squid

Ed Yong tweeted a video last week on twitter, and the video went viral. A little surfing brought me another video, this time the entire process of decimating the poor cephalopod, from fishing to killing and finally, consumed.
Image: theawesomer.com
Yeah it freaked me out too.

A little while later someone posted an explanation for the phenomenon:

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