Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Parody: Donald Trump Proved He's A Pestering Pile Of Excrement

WASHINGTON--Real estate mogul and reality show star Donald Trump has provided documentation to prove that he is indeed an obnoxious piece of human excrement.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

环游大马半岛:回到屁街

过去的十四天是我一生中最难忘的日子。

从森美兰州到柔佛,一路直冲东海两州,跨越东西大道,让后从玻璃市是一路南下,经过吉打,槟城,霹雳,让后回到屁街。。

路程非常辛苦,无可否认。
摩多非常痛苦,无可否认。如果它会讲话的话,它肯定写部落格料。
风景非常漂亮。真的很漂亮。


在从柔佛往彭亨州的路程中我经过了油棕园,风景美到不行。我一边骑一边观赏美景。到了关丹找朋友,让后去登嘉楼。登嘉楼的Nasi Dagang 非常特别。嘻嘻。

到吉兰丹遇到皇族成员。还带我到都市一游。

到巴林(BALING)生病了。

玻璃市到吉打的路程经过稻田,令我想起阿牛的歌:喔我背着吉它浪迹天涯来唱歌给你听,什么时候我们才能对这世界没有怨言哪?

到了槟岛,吃到最纯正的炒果条。偷偷进入科技大学,到了蛇庙,也跨越了槟城大桥(开心到!)。




到霹雳州,终于看到了活生生的海龟。我在彭亨和登嘉楼的海龟保护区都没看到海龟。终于在霹雳如愿以偿。

也去了实兆湾,品尝了当地的干盘面。有点失望咯~

这次的旅程花了一些钱,遇到山猪(东西大道),蟒蛇(太平),过了山路还爆胎(巴林),被水蛭咬(天孟莪湖),看到车滚进水沟(皇城北根),第一次到温泉(吉兰丹),摸到龙鱼(利民达),山路上有浓雾,浓到看不到前方的路(昔加末),吃到了Nasi Dagang (登家楼),到了著名的拉者巫达街(北海),跨越槟城大桥(滨城),到了太平湖,第一次去夜间动物园(太平),还有许多许多。。
吉打遇到爱娣
摸到龙鱼
车冲进水沟
关丹

登嘉楼唐人街

好大只的蜘蛛
温泉很热
水蛭


凯文

我是福州闽清人。
这次的旅程,我的摩多辛苦了。还有我的手机,因为我不时不时就把它掏出来用 GPS。还有我的行李,跑步鞋,都要陪我走天涯,经历日晒雨淋。谢谢你们。

当然,在起初前往森美兰的路程我还想要打退堂鼓。可是如果我现在不做,几时才有机会呢?一拖再拖时间就不等我们了。况且这是我儿时的梦想,机会来了不把握以后就会后悔。我不要像我一些朋友现在工作了,就被工作绑着,有钱也不能去旅行。

还有,我最喜欢到达一个地点后打电话给当地的朋友,然后听他们半信半疑的声音。

“真的吗?你在哪里?”
“妈的,不要开玩笑好噢!你到底怎样来的?”
“你在这里?哦(根本就不信我)。”
“你骑摩多?有没有噢?”


真的,一个人旅行很爽。麻烦也少了一半。要去哪里就去哪里,要做什么就做什么,淋雨自己淋,晒太阳自己晒。

下一站会去哪里,我也不知道。我一直想去德国一趟,看看人们口中所说的“工程王国”

或者再度背起旅行包,跨越越南-寮国-柬埔寨。



Malcolm

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Around Malaysia In 20 Days V

Penang-Bukit Mertajam-Taiping

I was so happy when the bridge came into view. I have always wanted to cross the bridge on my own, though that may not seem attractive to many other people. I am pretty fastidious about crossing the bridge myself, I have to do it on bike-because the length of the bridge makes walking an impossible prospect.
I should've turned in to buy my housemate some TAMBUN-PIA
I visited the Taiping lake, the mangrove forest and the night safari.
Mangrove forest
Taiping Curry Mee
Taiping Lake
Har Mee + Popiah 
Lou Dao~
I was so close to this female it looked so huge

And I got so tired at night I dozed off immediately.

Taiping-Segari-Sitiawan

On route to Sitiawan from Taiping, I passed by this turtle sanctuary at Segari. Finally, after two disappointing venues(Cherating's turtle centre was closed, and Rantau Abang's pathetic-no-turtle sanctuary), I got to see turtles today! Those were Hawksbill turtles by the way.

Hawksbill turtle
This was the first time I saw a living turtle, and the excitement was overwhelming.


Turtle Babies 
Went for a stroll along the beach 
Upon arrival at Sitiawan, I went around searching for the elusive Kampua. And guess what, that was quite a disappointment.

Next stop: Petaling Jaya, Selangor

Monday, May 23, 2011

Around Malaysia In 20 Days IV

Tasik Temenggor-Baling

Had jungle trekking today.
This shirt cannot be worn anymore.


Tasik Temenggor


Tongkat Ali plant
Solar cell to provide electricity for electric fence, to ward off elephants
Bitten by leech


And so I departed from Tasik Temenggor at 12pm, and arrived at Baling at 3pm. Midway through the petrol went critical, and my backup petrol(I've always carried a bottle of extra petrol in my bakcpack) was just enough to keep it going until I reached Baling.

As a result of long-term exposure to the scorching sun, I fell sick in the evening. So I didn't go anywhere on that fateful night.

Baling-Pokok Sena-Langgar-Kangar

This is the longest route in my journey, 170 km from Baling to Kangar.
This is the type of the road; rocky, isolated.
I hit the road at 830am, and reached a section where it was mountainous, isolated, and what's worst, ROCKY! The road was under construction so it was rock instead of tarred road. So I had a difficult time maneuvering my bike, and mind you it was so isolated you wouldn't get any help if you're in trouble.

The rocky journey took me an hour, and upon reaching tarred road, the rear tire went flat. And I was really really fortunate it went flat when I reached a petrol kiosk with a motorcycle shop attached to it. Had the tire fixed, and it cost RM 13.

I reached Kangar at 2pm, and after checking in I went to the Snake Farm, which is located 13 km off the town.

Tumor growing on its' face
Look at the size of this monster!
Saya GEMBIRA??


Kangar-Alor Setar-Sungai Petani

It was a pretty straigh-forward trip from Kangar to Alor Setar. I had my RM 2.70 breakfast at Alor Setar and visited the Wat Nikrodharam. The vast paddy field reminded me of my favorite artist, 阿牛, and his song: 唱歌给你听, and so I sang loudly and proudly from Kangar to Alor Setar.





The sky went dark and it rained really heavily as I dashed towards Merbok, and that made my shoes, so I took them off and wore my sandals instead, and tied my shoes to the motorcycle basket and rode to Sungai Petani. The hot wind made the drying process much quicker and the shoes were dried when I reached Sungai Petani,
My backpack has its own waterproof cloth
I met an ex-coursemate, Ai Tee, and she brought me to the Semiling Jetty and the "Wai Sek Kai" of Sungai Petani.

Ang Dao Ka
Ai Tee
First time trying Peninsular Laksa
This is called 炸蛋. WAHAHAHAHAH!
In the evening I met Kai Wen, and he brought me to the Mae Salong restaurant, a Thai restaurant. In the end I got so tired and skipped the match between Manchester United against Blackpool.

Sungai Petani-Butterworth-Georgetown.


As soon as I reached Butterworth I went searching for the infamous Raja Uda street, and had this: Kueh Teow Soup.


Initially I wanted to go to Georgetown via the bridge, but the stupid gps sent me to the ferry instead. Nevermind, it was still nice.

The place where I'm staying cost me Rm 22, and as soon I placed my luggage I went exploring the entire island.

The mountainous silhouette, I suppose, is Gunung Jerai


The legendary snake temple-such a letdown. Three sleeping snakes, and the commercialization of places of worship has turned temples like this to lost their pristine purpose.
Hello there lil' boy~
Commercialization of Snake Temple.



I saw this Giant Millipede crawling on the road on Penang Hill. 
It's all about money now. I even had to pay for motorcycle parking.

Physics Department of USM~
USM School of Physics

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