Okay, let's get into serious business now.
What is the relationship between sperm swimming speed with promiscuity? We all know that sperms are mini tadpoles on steroid. Out of billions of sperms only one can fertilize the egg. And within the acidic canal of the Fallopian tube many more will die, so there's no room for your little demons to sit back and chill.
A team of researchers at the University of California, Irvine, and the University of San Diego uses specialized lasers to trap (not kill) sperms in order to calculate the force exerted by these little swimmers when they swim. Stronger sperms swim faster because they exert more force, and thus are able to swim past traps set up using weaker laser power.
Human sperms clocked in at 0.2 km/hour, while chimp and rhesus monkey sperms went up to 0.7 km/hour. But the gorilla sperms could only swim at 0.1 km/hour. In terms of energy, the smaller primate sperms did it at 50 piconewtons, compared to 5 piconewtons in human sperms, and 2 piconewtons in gorilla sperm.
New Scientist reported that how fast sperm travel in any given primate species depends on how promiscuous those species tend to be: the more sexual partners, the more competition, and the faster the sperm feel the need to travel in order to be first to fertilize that all-important ovum.--Scientific America
Of course there are a myriad of factors that could slow down human sperms;-a more relaxing lifestyle, smoking, and plenty of mate to choose from as the human population explodes. So humans might still be promiscuous (it is estimated that roughly 30~60% of married individuals in the United States will engage in infidelity at some point during their marriage), only with slower sperms. Just saying.