When Criticism Meets Controversy

An episode of Top Gear featuring the destrution of Malaysian manufactured car, Perodua Kelisa by the host Jeremy Clarkson is currently circulating on facebook.

Meet Jeremy Clarkson, the host of Top Gear. Image: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jeremy_Clarkson.jpg.

Jeremy Clarkson thrives on notoriety, but even he must be wondering at the rate at which he is acquiring enemies. Not a week goes by without somebody - or some group - denouncing him. They may just be guilty of rising to the bait, but the car-loving controversialist now stands accused like no other public figure - unwittingly (or perhaps not) of uniting an unlikely alliance of Clarkson-detesters: Members of Parliament, Piers Morgan, rural protectionists, animal-lovers, style-watchers, cyclists, inhabitants of Norfolk and many others. - the independent.

Premature Ejaculation is Good. Wait A Minute...What?

The title seems odd. Well, it ain't that bad you know, at least from an evolutionary theoretical perspective. Alright I'll try to make this entry as humorous as possible so that you won't look at me as a jerk full of sordid imagination.

完美男人

女人找男朋友不容易

帅的，没钱

又帅又有钱，不聪明

又帅又有钱又聪明，没才华

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华，不是运动型

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型，没身高

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高，有不良习惯

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高无不良习惯，不老实

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高无不良习惯又老实，很大男人

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高无不良习惯又老实又不大男人，家庭背景不好

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高无不良习惯又老实又不大男人又来自美好家庭，宗教不同

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高无不良习惯又老实又不大男人又来自美好家庭又有相同宗教，有遗传病

又帅又有钱又聪明又有才华又是运动型又有身高无不良习惯又老实又不大男人又来自美好家庭又有相同宗教又没遗传病，是同性恋。。。

笑一笑~日子更美好~

Image: moufies.com

Malcolm

Backpack: Malacca Day 3

I woke up at 730am, packed up and off I went to Melaka Sentral with my backpack. I chose the shortest route, walked and reached Melaka Sentral an hour later. It was 9:37am.
I stored my backpack with the luggage storage service (RM2.00) and off to have breakfast.

McD breakfast, never fail to satisfy

Took the bus to Ayer Keroh, roughly 13 km from Melaka town. The journey took 30 minutes and RM 2.60. The entrance fee for the Zoo is only  RM7.00, compared to RM23.00 for Zoo Negara.

The Wise One chooseth to sleep through the day.

Cute lil creature in its mother's arms.

Mandarin Duck

This ignorant uncle tries to grab aunties' attention by showing his boldness towards the monkey. "Nothing to be afraid of la." ya right~ if it bites then u'll blame the authority for not locking it up-you're always right, and BRAVE (pui!!!)

Black Panther

There are four tigers in Zoo Melaka. There are only two in Zoo Negara. Tigers here are much healthier (brighter coloration, smoother and cleaner skin)

There is only one lion, though, compared to a male and a female in Zoo Negara. 

Gibbon drinking.

Spider Monkey. Look at the way it hangs itself using its long tail.

Beautiful, beautiful primate-the Mandrill. 

A female chimp. There's a boy there throwing bananas into the enclosure and soon the chimps came and gestured to have more. 

Asian elephant

Wow, impressive~

On my way back to Melaka Sentral, there were a bunch of kids riding bicycle dangerously on the road. They're the future rempits of our land-and possible the next MP.

Visited YLS camp in the evening and had fun capturing funny pictures with Jo, Cher Wei and Wei Jie. 

The musicians and singers were having some problem with the sound check cuz the uncle thought he's better than all of us.
I helped as much as I could, but by 7pm I had to go to the station to catch the 8pm bus. By the time I reached home it was already 11:40pm.

But it's the best vacation ever, really. Nothing bothered me along the way, and I got to go where I wanted to go, and if I couldn't make it there's no regret whatsoever-now that's what I call the spirit of backpacking. I spent, I walked, and I could do whatever I wanted-tried new food, ventured to new places, saw new things, new experience.

Next stop: Penang~!



Malcolm

Backpack: Malacca Day 2

I woke up at 730am, and it was raining outside.

I went for breakfast at 8am, but most of the shops were closed.

So I went to the coffee shop outside Jonker and had chicken rice as breakfast. The round thingy is chicken rice ball.

Christ Church Melaka. Then I went to the Stadhuys Museum.

I remember Jack Sparrow had this. 

I came out of the museum and saw SPR booth so I went registered as voter ^.^

Inside Cheng Ho Cultural Museum. There was no one else inside so I SS-ed a bit =P 

Tomb of Hang Jebat.

Hang Kasturi's tomb.

What the fuck? The light is still on during daytime?

A Famosa

Malacca Sultanate Palaca-Awesome~ Not a single nail is used in the construction of this palaca. And... they call the royal chamber as "Bilik Beradu Sultan"  XD

Tombstone of Sultan Mansur Syah. 

Had mango cendol for lunch

A modest-looking meal compared to exorbitant dinner yesterday

Then I visited the Toy Museum. Look at all those Transformersssss!!

Camaro

Then I visited the Dayao members at Pay Fong High School.

The rest of the day was spent resting, and at night I went another round of lamb chop and ice cream and orange juice(somebody say WOAHH).
This is by far the best vacation I have had in my entire life-satisfaction beyond expectation..

I've always worried about overspending during vacation, but a friend told me that thinking about money during vacation causes us to lose our appetite for adventure, and you're actually spending money to have something unpleasant-might as well stay at home and secure your money in the bank forever.

Nicely said~ so I didn't bother spending more this time around, and I'm reaping the reward! hehehe I love backpacking alone~~



Malcolm