Whale Orgy, Literally!

Together the balls weigh a TON. A literal TON. We’re not even going to do the human comparison because it will just make every male feel inadequate.

Let's talk about the Right Whale. Right whales are baleen whales which feed by filtering plankton out of the water. And I'm talking about North Atlantic Right Whale (Eubalaena glacialis). We all know that we’re supposed to save the whales, but the right whale is of particular interest, as it was hunted a LOT until the world finally banned it in 1937.

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Parody-Unrest in Egypt Caused by Angry Bird

CAIRO-It was revealed by protestors today that the main reason behind their demonstration was that Mubarak wasn't competent in the game of Angry Bird.

Blood Donation

I'm scared of needles, and it's called Trypanophobia.

Despite what I have accomplished thus far, I haven't been able to showcase my bravery whenever I set my sight on... yeah... needles. I tried, in my own puerile way, to nullify my fear of needles but to no avail.

A World Full of Attractive Men is Just Not Sustainable

Right ladies, who do you want for your life partner? Johnny Depp? Brad Pitt? Christian Bale? Me? =P

A recent study gives us the most unfortunate insight into the world of sexual attraction: a world full of Christian Bale is just not sustainable.

Too many attractive males, and evolutionary pressures start to select against the best-looking -Proceedings of the National Academies of Science.

Journalism At Its Worst

It's most disheartening to note that even though the information is most of the time false, most people do not even bother to check the facts.

It was exactly this moment yesterday when I saw a news report saying that some Malaysian bloggers are earning up to RM 1 million a year. Just moments ago I saw a poll set up by a prominent website inquiring public opinion on the matter. Lo and behold, the poll shows that almost 50% of the people do not actually believe in the report. Pure exaggeration.

Astrology is A LOAD OF RUBBISH.

Reading the wonderful piece and the hilarious comments that follow from The Lay Scientist, I must say that I'm now bold enough to confront any proponents of astrology and tell them the bad news.

I've said it, and I'm going to say it again. For those of you believe in horoscopes, get a life.

A Bullet Through Your Head Might Not Kill You

It was the year 2007. A sheriff's deputy in Wisconsin killed his ex-girlfriend and five others at a house party, then fled. When he was caught hours later, he used his .40-caliber Glock pistol to commit suicide—shooting himself twice from under the chin, and then once through the right side of his head.

Horrible incident. Any question so far?
Well I've got one: how'd he manage to shoot himself in the head three times?

Most of us think that a bullet to our head is an instant ticket to heaven, or hell. But some of us are so poor at aiming our weapon we'd keep missing the brain. A bullet penetrating the skull without going through the brain actually makes the experience much more agonizing.

Invasive Species: How to Deal with Them?

Invasive species destroy native animals and establish themselves as top predator over the newfound land. The situation is not always bad but it is most of the time annoying.

农历新年 2011

回到家里，每天被妈妈叫来叫去，做这做那的。。
大家农历新年快乐~~

今年团圆饭总算有节省点儿了，不然又会像往年一样，剩菜一大堆。

老妈子做的烧肉。

接下来就是放鞭炮时间。邻居大方的烧钱。

其他邻居们不甘示弱的秀出他们烧钱的能力。

这个美，像圣诞树一样。

五彩缤纷，天上布满乌云。不要误会，不是下雨，而是鞭炮所产生的烟太多了。

熊熊烈火，犹如火鸟一般。令我想学高凌峰唱：燃烧吧，火鸟！

会不会像 AVATAR 里的情节？

我本人最喜欢这一个。远了点，但是很美。有立体感。

接下来的日子就是：
每天等客人来，看爸爸，爸爸有在家，
我请客人先坐下，看看有没有带小孩。
带小孩的，就要提醒爸妈派红包。
然后冲水给客人喝，然后乖乖坐一旁听大人们讲话。

这就是我哥，我姐，还有我每年过年的生活。。。我们又少去拜年，因为爸妈人缘好，大把人要来我家拿红包。所以爸妈经常离不开家。我们做孩子的又哪里舍得让父母在家招待六十至七十个客人呢？

所以咯，千万别搞政治。过年都没得休息。



Malcolm