Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Injury

Yesterday I was riding my bike through the SS2 roundabout when a darn car in front of me suddenly stopped, and the best thing was his brake light was defected so I didn't even know he slowed until the last moment.
I hit my brake and just hit his car on my right thigh, and my right foot got cut by the metal brake. The pain was great--I managed to hang on until I reached my house and I saw blood gushing out of the wound.

My fren took me to the nearest pharmacy and bought some cotton wool and some chemical etc etc to process the wound.

I expect the wound to stop bleeding this morning, but it didn't. =(

The skin is sliced off by the metal brake. So I hold it up to make it dry underneath the skin.

Cutting away the dead skin

Be my own surgeon

Simply balut balut


Other cuts and bruises

Die young is not an option. If it still bleed this evening I'll have to see a doctor really.



Malcolm

Monday, November 1, 2010

Been There? Chris Rock tells why women are always mad

If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love..

If you haven't seriously thought about killing that motherfucker, you ain't been in love..

If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and look at it for 45 minutes straight, you ain't been in love..

If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll the ass up then, you ain't been in love..

If you haven't practise your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love..

and the only thing that stops you from killing this motherfucker was an episode of CSI.

Relationships are hard, you see. But in order for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to have the same focus. We all know what that page is, we all know what that focus is-- the focus is all about HER. She's already there fellas, she's waiting for you to come aboard.

Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say
"Fuck u!! Fuck your hopes! Fuck your dreams! Fuck your plans! Fuck everything you thought this life's gonna bring you!
Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy..."

Yes, it's all about her fellas, and always say "Yes" to everything. Everything you could afford, say YES too. Before she even gets it out of her fucking mouth.

Honey can I..... YES!
Honey I wan... YES!
Honey how bout... YES!
Let's get a ......YES YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!

Another thing fellas,
DON'T ARGUE!
You cannot win. You can never beat a woman in an argument, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
Cuz man, we are handicapped when it comes to argument, cuz we have a need to MAKE SENSE~~
Women ain't got a lot of little thing like sense stuck up their argument. Cuz she ain't in it for sense, she's in it for distance and irritation.

"How long can I talk before this motherfucker snaps?~"

That's right. Try your best to make her happy. But it's impossible to make a woman happy. Women like to complain. Women save up shit to complain about.

"Oh he don't even know I know, and I'm gon git on his ass on that shit next month"

They like fucking complaining, even when you fuck them with a diamond dick.

If you work all the time.
"Why you work all the time, you ain't never home, you're always leaving me, I hate this shit!"

If you're home all the time.
"Why you're all up under me? Let me get some fucking room to breathe. Damn~ stop swear at me! I hate this shit!"

If you make more money than her.
"Fuck you! I wanna make decisions too. You ain't my fucking daddy, I don need you to take care of me, I hate this shit!"

If she makes more money than you.
"You broke motherfucker! you never have no fucking money! Fuck this shit~ I never wanna make all the decision. I need to be taken care of. I hate this shit!"

And the number one reason why your woman are always mad is b'cuz...... you ain't her first choice.

Why~~~~?
Fellas, you ever catch a woman just lookin at ya, but not saying nothing? Cuz in her mind she's thinking

"How did I end up with this ugly motherfucker. Oh Lord this motherfucker is ugly and stupid. I had a good man and I blew it. Damn, Lord kill my man, kill him please. Kill him while i still look good enough to get something new. Strike him now if you're out there Lord, strike this motherfucker dead~!"

watch the video here
XD


Malcolm~

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Sound, it seems, can leap through vacuum after all.

Sound travels in the form of longitudinal wave. Unlike transverse wave, longitudinal wave can not travel in vacuum--it needs a medium to propagate. That's pretty elementary and I guess we all agree with one another on this point so far.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

大摇问题多多。。

有时候呢,人看不到未来就是一个问题。
有时候呢,人太有自信也是一个问题。
有时候呢,人太没自信也成为一个问题。

看不到未来,就不知道前面的墙壁有多硬。自信的往前冲,撞破了头,流了血,狼狈的时候才知道做什么事之前要问问senior 的意见~才知道原来以前senior 也有想过同样的东西,而且行不通。

Monday, October 25, 2010

Shaking someone's belief makes them stronger advocates.

It's like when you kill a baby girl in ancient China, you wouldn't feel the guilt because everyone is doing it. So why not? It becomes a norm, something so common and simple.

I read a post by Ed Yong on shaking some people's beliefs and it backfires-- instead of discouraging them, we are actually encouraging them into becoming stronger advocates of their ideas.

It's easy to find examples of people holding on to their beliefs in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Thousands still hold to the idea that all life was created a few thousand years ago, that turning on your mobile phone at petrol kiosks could induce fire, and even that drinking industrial bleach is a good idea. Look at comment threads across the internet and you’ll inevitably find legions of people who boldly support for these ideas in the face of any rational argument.

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